You Know You’re A Bronco If… (2014)

September 29, 2014

Seniors Hailey Mitchell, Rhyan Smith and junior Zariah Medlock yell during a home football game.

Seniors Hailey Mitchell, Rhyan Smith and junior Zariah Medlock yell during a home football game.

You talk all dat mess to other football teams if you lose.

You mount full size flags on your 1996 chevy silverado.

Your family has installed a fully stocked apocalypse bunker on your deer lease just in case the rapture doesn’t claim your soul.

Your nice coat is camouflage.

You wear cowboy boots with shorts.

Your house decor consists mounted animal body parts.

You can walk 1.8 miles, visit with your friends on the second floor and get a cookie in less than five minutes.

You go to Fedex Kinkos and print out a giant head of a student to bring to every sporting event.

You know all the restaurants and pot holes in Rendon.

Your two-wheel-drive pickup is coated in mud even when it hasn’t rained in months.

Your truck has every camo sticker you can find at Academy on it.

You can’t recognize Mr. Davis without Mr. Sudbury.

You say “are you serious” in a loud voice daily.

You have tried to open a locked bathroom.

You wear Columbia shorts instead of Nike shorts.

You pass cattle on the way to school.

You call the security guard “the Smith.”

You know the difference between Coach Melson and Coach Nutley.

You know Whataburger’s combo menu by number.

Your football players dress up in cheerleader outfits.

Your school gesture is considered a gang sign at other schools.

You know you’re the real L-Side.

You take more than one AP class, play a sport and work.

You found alternate routes to class to avoid getting caught by Mr. Cousins without an ID.

You read dumb lists on therideronline.com.

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