When you were a child, you probably heard a fair share of “Knock, knock” jokes. Some of them can be funny while others make you facepalm. Use these ten “Knock, knock” jokes on friends – you can decide what you think of them.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow wh..*MOO*.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo Hoo?
Don’t cry, it’s just me!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Ice pick!
Ice pick who?
Ice pick English, I’ve never heard of who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Smell mop.
Smell mop who?
Hahahahaha
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broken Pencil.
Broken pencil who?
Ah never mind. It’s a pointless joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe!
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear more jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out.
